What i hate about social media

• when people from school/college try to have a conversation with you online and you only spoke to them a couple of hours ago. Like is it really necessary to try to speak to me when i saw you all day and the conversation isn't going to be anything interesting. 

Person: hi

me: hi

Person: how are you?

me:good, you?

person: good thanks 

(conversation over)

I mean come on was it really that important to ask me how i am when you saw me like 2 hours ago

• When on Facebook you by accidentally click on a website or page and it comes up on your wall without you knowing saying something like "Lysette just read this". See this is why i have trust issues. If i wanted your page to come up on my wall i would share or like it, don't just take the piss by doing it without me knowing.

• Facebook again when people send you a notification like "come join me on this website…." 

• Actually no the whole of Facebook pretty much pisses me off

• When people quote a tweet on twitter but don't say anything at the end or just put an emoji. Just retweet!!!!!!!

• On twitter when people have someone vs someone for example One direction vs The wanted. Fair enough if you don't like certain bands and want to express how much you like or dislike someone but don't try to force that opinion on someone else especially another fan base. You really think by bigging up your favourite band trying to prove they're better is going to make the other fan base believe you. Also most fan girls are crazy there not going to listen to you! Another stupid vs is Uk vs USA. Really do we need to get into that and do people actually think one nation is going to be like ok we back down, no thats never going to happen.

• Instagram hashtags. Girls especially make me cringe when they write down pretty much everything in the room. Selfie, whitagram, me, girl, hair, smiling, happy, bedroom, chair, wardrobe……. Just write a proper title!  

• When couples post pictures of themselves practically having sex. I have three things to says for this: one now one wants to see this or cares about your relationship, two why would you want everyone to see that, and three wasn't that really awkward to do and take a picture at the same time? 

• People that attack people over the internet. I just think people like that are really pathetic especially with the fact they have to do it over the internet, where everyone can see it and they wouldn't have the balls to say it in person. 

Here are my reasons as to why i hate social media. If you like this please follow me on bloglovin 

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Lysette :)

A series of funny, disturbing and interesting facts

• If you blend a sea sponge and lay it out it will eventually go back to it's original form. If you blend two sponges together they will after time go back to their original form into two separate sponges

• In the olden days in new york they used to hang babies out in birdcages outside their windows because the apartments were so small

• Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone

• Dolphins are mammals meaning they have to come up for air to breathe which means they have to let half their brains sleep at a time otherwise they would drown

• Clinophobia is a fear of beds 

• A mother scorpion will eat her offspring if she is hungry 

• There are more chickens than people in the world 

• Most lipstick contains fish scales 

• On average a hair stand's life span is 5 years

• We forget 80% of what we learn everyday

• During your lifetime you will eat the equivalent of 6 elephants weight

• Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people (I'm left handed so this disturbs me a little bit but i guess would sound funny on a grave stone 'died by using right handed scissors')

• Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows

• When KFC frist translated their slogan "finger lickin good" into chinese is came out as "eat your fingers off"

If you found this at all entertaining please follow me at bloglovin http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996 

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Lysette :) 

The types of teachers i despise

The holidays are over and were back at school/college and i already want this term to be over. So here are some reasons why i loathe some teachers.

• When you start packing up because the bell is gone and they shout at you saying the bell if for them and not for you and that you'll be dismissed when they say

• When they stop you from packing up because there is 1 minute left

• The teachers that make you copy of the board for the whole lesson

• Teachers that know you don't know the answer but still pick on you to embarrass you

• when they shout at you for talking, then shout at you for not talking or participating in work related discussion

• Ones that give you surprise exams

• Teachers with bad breath/body odor

• Ones that act like they're your age

• Ones that send you out for breathing

• Teachers that act like the school uniform police

• When teachers mark you later after coming in 30 seconds after the bell

• Teachers that tell you their life story

• when they make you peer mark other peoples work even though it's their job and they only do it to make their life easier

• When they make out their subject is the most important out of all the subjects your taking

• Ones that treat you like your four

• When you ask to go to the toilet and they answer by saying 'are you desperate?' well if i wasn't desperate then i wouldn't be asking to go would i

Hope your teachers are also like this and not just mine. If you liked this please follow me on bloglovin at http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996

Thanks for reading 

Lysette :) 

Why my parents annoy me

• My mum is such a neat freak that she always tidies my room when I'm not there and puts things where they don't belong so i can't find them when i need them

• Being a neat freak she insists on hovering at like 8 in the morning 

• Whenever i have friends round my dad tries embarrass me and most of the time it works 

• I swear they have a better social life than i have 

• Whenever me and my dad are in public he always tries to hold my hand because he thinks it's funny how annoyed i get (I'm 17 by the way)

• They never shut the door when leaving my room, they leave it with a slit gap and for some reason this incredibly pisses me off and i have to get up and shut it

• They get annoyed when i take the piss out of them but when they do it to me it's allowed

• Im treated like a child but they always have a go at me telling me to act like an adult

• They try to take my food away before I'm finished

• They ruin my amazing, thought out Facebook statuses with their comments

These are just a few things that really annoy me about my parents and parents in general. If you can relate please follow me on bloglovin http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996

thanks for reading, 

Lysette :) 

I AM A HOARDER!

I have a problem, one i have been dealing with for sometime. Much to my mums disgrace i Lysette am a hoarder. Literally my room is a graveyard for stationary, clothes and make-up and i just can't bring myself to throw any of it away. I just feel like even though these are things i can't use for their soul purpose anymore i will eventually find some use for them and i know I'm that unlucky that even if i did clear out my room like a week later i would actually need some of the things i threw out.
Im also an art student and if you didn't know in art we use loads of random stuff to create with so i know my teacher would turn round to me and ask if i had any old newspapers or wrappers and i would have to say to her that i did a week ago but i threw them out. The look of disgust she would give me is something i just can't face.
Like that Jason Mraz song, i just can't give up on these dead objects as i feel like they do have some other use and it's my life purpose to find out what that use is. However here i am admitting i have a problem and that i don't actually need 50 pens that don't work or those eyeliner pots that have nothing in them.
Any normal person would say at this point 'well it's now 2014, I'm finally going to sort out this problem' but i am not normal and i just can't part with this stuff, well not yet anyway.

So there you go i am a hoarder. If you liked this post please like my blog on bloglovin http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996

Thank for reading,
Lysette :)

Why i hate the word Quiet

I don't know about you but i feel like the word quiet is used incorrectly to describe people all the time. I am one of those people that is sometimes described as quiet and this extremely annoys me and here are the three main reasons why.

1. Just because I'm not getting involved in your conversation does not mean I'm quiet, it means that your topic of choice is incredibly boring and does not interest me in the slightest so theres no point pretending.
2. If i am being quiet it probably means i don't like the person talking and am insulting them in my head
3. And last but not least, i am a teenager and am always tired so am too busy sleeping with my eyes open to get involved in conversation.

So there you go those are my three reasons as to why i may seem quiet but am actually a very talkative person. If you can relate please follow me on bloglovin http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996. Sorry also if this sounds grumpy but i am a teenager after all. 

Thanks for reading

Lysette :) 

Annoying things siblings do

As it's the holidays i feel like the excitement of having family home is wearing off so here are some things my siblings do that really irritate me

• use all the hot water 

• Drink from the milk or juice carton then put it back in the fridge

• Eat my food

• Leave packets in the cupboards and fridge so i get all excited when i think a food is there and then realise it's all gone 

• Got into my room and use my stuff without asking me

• tell my friends embarrassing things about me 

• Play their music really load 

• Spend ages in the bathroom 

As you can tell as much as i love my family they are really starting to get on my nerves. If you can relate please follow my blog on bloglovin http://www.bloglovin.com/lysette1996 and thanks for reading.

Lysette :)